Send Fred Snow to Australia

You may think that being transported Down Under like a common criminal is nothing more than Fred Snow deserves - so here's your chance to make it happen!

Cardiff's chief purveyor of 1930s-style jazz-related smut is looking to raise around £3,000 to cover air fares to Australia for himself and his Top Shelf Jazz crew - Steven Coombe, Chris O'Connor and Mark Green.

Fred says: "We willl be house band in 3 or 4 different venues in Melbourne during the International Comedy Festival in April. We're going to try and make up for the awful ashes debacle by claiming to be Welsh and not caring much..."

If you can help Fred find the funds so he doesn't have to work his passage on a cruise liner, call him on 07835 023152 or email frederick_snow @ hotmail.com

For more about Fred and co see www.topshelfjazz.co.uk